My current commute read is one of Chuck Palahniuk’s relatively recents charmingly titled ‘Snuff’. It occurred to me this morning, whilst on my subterranean journey to work, that should a fellow tube passenger happen to glance over my shoulder to have a sneaky peek at literally any of the pages I was perusing, they would really think me some kind of sick degenerate. It is just so ruddy rude! I mean literally filthy!!!
Of course this being Palahniuk it is also a bitingly brutal satire too, so I’m going to stick with the premise that I am reading for my cerebral self rather than due to some guttural urges.
I can assure you that I am not a deviant that dabbles in porn to alleviate the boredom of my wander to work (although that might not be a bad idea…).
Boat Drinks Branch Bacardi!